Paloqueth Couples Vibrator

Retail: $30

I really enjoy toys where I can play as a couple, especially in public. Even when it is just used to take sex out of the bedroom and into the living room couples toys can add a lot of options.

The Paloqueth Couples Vibrator is designed to be one of these types of toys. It is designed for the larger piece to be worn by someone with a vagina and then someone else can use the remote control. The packaging states the remote can be used up to 30 feet away.

I charged up this puppy and gave it a whirl. It was… okay… I guess. Let’s start on the plus side.

On the plus side it is pretty quite. If you were using it in a movie theater, bar or restaurant, most likely folks near by wouldn’t hear much buzzing. I would not recommend using it at the relatives over the holidays over dinner as grandma may recognize the buzzing pattern.

The other plus is that the insertable part stays in place. One problem with so many toys in this category is that they slip out of place and then either become annoying our you have to run to the bathroom to readjust them. I tried moving around a bit and this one held tight.

On the “not so great” side, we can start with size. While the insertable part fit me well (a surprise since my clit is much further from my vaginal opening than a lot of folks with similar plumbing), the remote was difficult to open. They have a quarter -sized backing you need to open to get to the battery. Even on a good day for my arthritic hands I found this exceedingly difficult to open and close.

Second, the vibration patterns do not have one intense enough to actually make me climax. The maximum steady vibration mode worked to get my attention and was pleasant for a while but over a whole evening would be annoying.

Also, I know companies love adding a ton of vibration patterns to toys, but seriously how many of us use more than one or two? This toy, like similar toys by Paloqueth, require you cycle through all nine vibration patterns to find the one you want. It leave me feeling like I am flipping the channel searching for something to watch. It annoys me to no end.

Third, the range on the remote is a lie. It works for about 5 feet, not 30. It has to be pointed directly at the toy to get the remote to work. I am not sure where they got the 30 feet estimate. Unless I was naked and pointing my lady bits directly at the remote, there were no people or items near me and the partner pointing the remote, and there were no sun spots that day, maybe you would get 30 feet. In real situations you have to aim pretty directly at it, be relatively close to the person wearing it, and pray for thin jeans or a skirt.

Forth, its Paloqueth. This site is problematic. It features only thin, light skinned women with giant tits and a few light skinned men with washboard abs. All of the images are highly photoshopped to look like cheap porn. The language about the toys is gendered to the point of being annoying.

Overall, this toy gets two of five stars. I mean, if you get it as a gift for a bridal shower you might be able to have a few fun nights with it. However, I wouldn’t rush out to buy one of your own.

Paloqueth.com

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