Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator

Retail: $29

I was really excited to try out this vibrator. It has a few things I really appreciate in design: its non-representational, it comes in a fun color, and it is supposed to simulate a tongue! Woo Hoo!

It also has eight different vibration modes, is waterproof, and is made of medical grade silicone. These are all big pluses in my book.

It was shipped quickly and showed up in your standard brown box packaging. While I don’t have an issue with the mail guy knowing I’m getting sexy stuff in the mail (I doubt Miguel cares) for other folks the discrete packaging will be a plus.

The packaging for the toy itself is higher quality than most stuff in the industry. It comes with a sturdy box, a silky pouch to carry the toy and its charging cord in, a charging cord and a dongle.  It all looks really nice.

Paloqueth Tongue Vibrator pictured with the box it came in, the purple carrying pouch, and the vibrator itself.

It had a partial charge when it arrived. I plugged it in for an hour while I did other things and it had a full charge when I returned. The USB based charger plugs into the handle right through the silicone, keeping this toy water safe. This is great for those of you who enjoy using toys in the bath or shower.

I tried this toy several times by myself. It does hold up if you use it in water I am happy to say. I had a little fun in the bath one night and it had no issue being submerged. So yay!

As for performance, it was underwhelming. This may just be personal preference. I enjoy intense sensations including on my clit. Many of my partners have commented on the fact that I like it rougher than most of the women they have been with. A toy that is gentle is already up against a challenge with me. However, I have had plenty of partners for whom this would have been an adequate amount of buzzing. For my pain-slutty self, it was more of an annoying buzz and I just wanted more stimulation.

The eight different options for pulsing could be fun for something like orgasm control. There is one setting that starts on high and quickly runs down to nothing and then repeats. I could totally see using this mode to torture a subby girl by providing just enough stimulus to get her attention and having it quickly go away.

Honestly, most of the various vibration patterns didn’t do much for me. I found a few outright annoying since they didn’t provide enough stimulus to really keep going. Most were about the same as setting your alarm on your phone to vibrate and sticking the phone in your undies. If you are into that type of thing this will be for you. For me… I wasn’t into it.

The size of the toy was just big enough to slip between my pussy lips and let the toy rest there. So I decided to try and use this with my partner. We were having a bit of fun sexy time. I powered up the vibrator and slipped it between my lower lips to let it vibe while he provided other stimulation.

The toy did stay in place when we were in doggy style but the low, gentle buzz was just an annoying distraction. I tried to turn the thing off but the process to do that is difficult so we just tossed the toy aside to deal with after we finished.

We also decided to see if the toy did anything for my partner. He enjoys much more gentle sensations than I do, so I thought it might really work for him. We tried it on his balls as well as his shaft and the head of his cock. It did not do much to stimulate him.

Turning it on and off is the biggest issue I have with this toy. You have to hold the one switch on the toy down just right for just the right number of seconds for it to turn on and off. Most of the time it took repeated tries to turn it on. Turning it off generally required cycling through the eight settings at least once before the damn thing would turn off.

Overall, I was not impressed by the function of this toy. I can see how someone who enjoys very light sensations could find this appealing. However, as a person who enjoys more intense sensations this toy just didn’t deliver.

If you are into gentle sensations and want to give this toy a try, you can check it out here:
https://amzn.to/2lonQXe

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